MS - Bios v0.2322.0002b (C) 2050-2090 Microsoft corp.
Loading Bios data...

Performing mandatory memory check.
Locked 64 Mb image.
Allocated 512 Mb data.

Starting Windows 20xx...
Halted due to SIGSEGV in 00003930:00303200
Page fault 00020220 : 202022020 : 20202122 : 2020024 : 00659105
dsa#3cm9284c3cI;CKrewrwe0924,c3094

Attempting auxiliary console mode OS...OK
Starting auxiliary console mode OS...

MQCI activated.

> VERSION

Microsoft Quick Command Intepreter (MQCI) v000.021 [final retail]
(C) 2088-2090 Microsoft corp. All rights reserved.

> ?

For help, please consult the manual.
If you didn't purchase the manual, you may purchase the manual
through Apogee Entertainment, a games division of Microsoft corp.
The credit cost of the manual is 23000.23 credits.
Have a nice day.

> HELP

For help, please consult the manual.
If you didn't purchase the manual, you may purchase the manual
through Apogee Entertainment, a games division of Microsoft corp.
The credit cost of the manual is 23000.23 credits.
Have a nice day.

> START QUAKE

Loading Quake-58... v9.232 (C) 2089 IonId software
Warning! Only 540.2 megs of memory detected, can't execute game

> LOGIN

Please define a destination of login.

> LOGIN INTERNET

Not a valid destination : INTERNET

> LOGIN AEFED

Destination Accepted : AEFED

Connecting
...


XD -g 192.223.12.9:2002
192.223.12.9:2002 - ok

...

Welcome to AEFED Networkings, a networking division of Microsoft corp. !
You are number 252 of maximum of 650 connections possible.

AEFED> DIR

.                                      - Directory
..                                     - Logout AEFED
PUB                                    - Directory
USER                                   - Directory
PERSONAL                               - Directory
NEWS                                   - Directory
OTHER                                  - Directory
MAIL                                   - Directory
Read.This.If.You.Are.A.Total.Lamer.TXT - File/Document/ASCIII

AEFED> CD MAIL

You have no new E-Mail messages at this time.
Have a nice day.

AEFED> CD PERSONAL

Please enter your password to access the PERSONAL directory.
Password? ......

Incorrect password.
If you have forgotten your password, please consult the manual.
If you didn't purchase the manual, you may purchase the manual
through Apogee Entertainment, a games division of Microsoft corp.
The credit cost of the manual is 23000.23 credits.
Have a nice day.

AEFED> CD NEWS

You have 5 new NEWS articles today.
Would you like to read article 1 ?
(Y/N)? Y

Bedlam in New York

Chaos ensued as the President of the United States suffered a mental trauma
while addressing the citizens with a speech near the City Hall,
grabbed up a military issue AF232 Pulse Rifle and started shooting at
random civilians.

He was stopped later,
but over 59 casualties have been confirmed
along with over a hundred serious injuries.

No charges can be brought against him, due to Constitutional Law 213129821b,
which states that the President of United States is diplomatically immune
to Everything and is to be held at a deity status.

End of article 1.
Would you like to read article 2 ?
(Y/N)? N

AEFED> CD OTHER

AEFED/OTHER> DIR

.                                      - Directory
..                                     - Back to AEFED
Porno.JPG                              - File/Image/Erotic
WARMODS.RAR                            - File/Archive/RAR
Crack.List.TXT                         - File/Document/ASCIII
HitchHikers.Guide.To.The.Galaxy        - File/Omni

AEFED/OTHER> START Hitchh~1

Activating computer version of Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy!
FATAL ERROR - Sub-Etha database not available at the moment.
Please try again in a few years.

AEFED/OTHER> VIEW WARMODS.RAR

Viewing contents of WARMODS.RAR...

* ARTFCLIN.S3M - Artificial Intelligence
* BAMBI.XM     - *Bambi*                
* BUTTERFL.XM  - Butterfly Flew Away    
* CHAOTICW.XM  - Chaotic World          
* D-MINOR.XM   - D-Minor                
* FLYDELUX.S3M - FlyRide DeLuxe         
* FORESIG.XM   - Foresight (???)        
* GEN_HLFE.S3M - ???                    
* GEN_NICE.S3M - A Nice Day             
* GREYNOTE.S3M - Grey Note              
* ILE-LNGT.XM  - ???                    
* JOURNEY.MTM  - Journey (???)          
* KNGDMSKY.XM  - Kingdom in the Sky     
* MISTHART.XM  - Misty Heart            
* MK#F122.XM   - ???                    
* NUTOPIAB.MOD - Nutopia B (???)        
* RAINTHME.MOD - ???                    
* RIVENDEL.XM  - Rivendell              
* SEASONOM.S3M - Season of Mist (???)   
* TUNEOFIN.XM  - Tune of Insanity       
* WHEN.S3M     - When Heavens Fall      
* WHYME.XM     - Oh Why Me              
* JANUSKI.S3M  - ???                    
* SOMETHIN.XM  - Something Happened     
* FOUNTAIN.MOD - Fountain of Sighs      
* WIND_1.S3M   - Wind in the Reeds      
* CRONOLOG.S3M - Cronolog (???)         

End of listing.
Expecting more modules aboard next shipment.

AEFED/OTHER> CD ..

AEFED> DIR

.                                      - Directory
..                                     - Logout AEFED
PUB                                    - Directory
USER                                   - Directory
PERSONAL                               - Directory
NEWS                                   - Directory
OTHER                                  - Directory
MAIL                                   - Directory
Read.This.If.You.Are.A.Total.Lamer.TXT - File/Document/ASCIII

AEFED> DELTREE .

Attempt to remove current directASDJIU48923324
Runtime error 900 at 00002321 : 0200FFFF !
FATAL ERROR - System Halted.
Worldwide Network Halted.

Please notify Microsoft corp. of the halting of the worldwide network.
Corresponding phone numbers may be found in the manual.
If you didn't purchase the manual, you may purchase the manual
through Apogee Entertainment, a games division of Microsoft corp.
The credit cost of the manual is 23000.23 credits.
Have a nice day.

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