You've really played Star Control games way too much if..

* When making love to your girlfriend, you picture Talana in your mind.

* Alternatively, when making love to your boyfriend,
  you picture Starbase Commander Hayes or the Captain in your mind.

* When you are about to get your ass kicked by a street gang or
  a bunch of school punks, you yell :
  " Hold! What you are doing to me is wrong! "

* You see somebody mowing the lawn and you start screaming
  and calling him/her a mass murderer and a xenocidist.

* Alternatively, you stop mowing your lawn because
  you'd consider that a serious xenocide.

* You greet your friends " Hello, friend Hunam! " even if they've never
  heard of Star Control..

* Always replacing 'Human' with 'Hunam' gets you into trouble with
  your English teacher and a reputation as a dyslexic.

* You start speaking nearly incomprehensible gibberish and yell *NNNNNGH!*
  whenever something pisses you off.

* You start fantasizing about blue-skinned redheads..

* You REALLY overuse 'Oops, nearly gave that one away!'

* You ask for the RU cost instead of the money cost
  whenever you shop around.

* You try to trade biological information into something.

* When your physics teacher shows the class the construction of molecules,
  you argue that it's an Eluder instead.

* You ask the repair shop to add flame shielding and
  an earthquake shielding to your car.

* You bring a load of mineral samples to a bank and ask them
  to convert them to RU.

* Your car runs out of gas and you try to get the
  Melnorme there with your phone.

* You ask a repair shop to fit additional fuel tanks into your car.

* You systematically kill every spider you see,
  'careful not to let them evolve...'

* You are about to crash your car with a big truck, and you don't really care
  because you have a fairly good possibility of reincarnating anyway..

* You plan to spend your holiday in the Kessari quadrant.

* You're dealing with white slave traders and you actually try to offer
  them a broken egg instead..

* You start to " serificiously mal-use " big words.

* You see a bank robber and you try to stop him with
  " Hold! What you are doing is wrong! "

* You get into a fight with a gang and you seriously expect them
  to attack you one at a time.

* You start calling cows 'Ortogs', 'Precursors' or 'Gund-cows'
  and refuse to eat any beef because it's like eating the single most
  intelligent race there is.

* You start worshipping Dogar and Kazor and leave messy sacrifices.

* You try to communicate with rocks, claiming that they are a forgotten
  race of silicon beings.

* The sight of a quarry makes you really uneasy.

* You use 'Huffi-Muffi-Guffi' as every password.

* You start playing Frungy.

* You start wearing masks because that makes you more intelligent.

* You. Start. To. Treat. Every. Word. As. A. Whole. Sentence.

* You kill every toad you see because they
  just might attempt to mind control you.

* You don't need the Professor Zorg codewheel because you've memorized it.

* You LIKE the codewheel check and the coordinate check.

* You always do everything 'regretfully'.

* You see something highly radioactive and actually take it with you,
  because you'll SURELY get a high price from it.

* You start shooting animals with tranquilizer shots to get that 200 credits.

* You always *FRUMPLE* when something doesn't go your way.

* You pronounce "Daktaklakpak", "Ariloulaleelay"
  and 'Falarayalafali' perfectly every time.

* You're actually glad to go to a dentist because the
  drill reminds you of a Daktaklakpak Vivisector unit.

* You try to form an alliance with every one you meet.

* You actually use the sentence "My clever child" when you address your kid.

* You refuse to tell anything to anyone else, because
  " They are not yet capable of understanding such things ".

* You mangle your Professor Zorg codewheel to uncover that secret message..

* You can't decide which mask to wear at a party;
  The Gloomy Mask of Mystery, perhaps the Mask of Divine Mirth,
  or maybe the Really Colorful Mask of Generalized Happiness.

* You try to make people <GET LOST IN AN UNFRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD.>

* You succeed in it.

* You start to design a slave shield of your own.

* You start to like the 'We come in peace' tune.

* You scream at the sight of someone eating Jello,
  cause that reminds you of the Umgah.