We hate everyone.



* People who talk about themselves in third person
* NATO, the dumb overaggressive gits
* The Bold and the Beautiful
* POKéMON !!! AAAARGH !
* NHL, plain and simple.
* Bad ROM dumps / ROM dumps with f*cked checksums / ROM dumps with intros
* The Grim Reaper in Castlevania, ohh god how I hate him
* All the !#$@&* sunday drivers in Battle OutRun
* The Way Back square in Black's Mansion. In Gunstar Heroes, dammit.
* People that mispronounce the Alien movie titles, "Aliens 3", hello?
* That bitch Lara Croft
* Subzero IQ people who \/\/r1+3 L1|{e T|-|1$
* Blinking and marqueed text
* ALL CAPS BABY YEAH
* Hypocrites
* Narrowminded people
* Religious narrowminded people
* Hypocritical religious narrowminded people
* Sloppy programming
* Dubbing, be it cartoon, game or whatever.. never saw a good dub
* People that get way too much money considering what they do
* 'Hello world'! Shut up already!
* Anyone who thinks that modules shouldn't be considered serious music
* Anyone who thinks that SID tunes shouldn't be considered serious music
* Anyone who loves the likes of Fatboy Slim. Period.
* Idiots that basically only care about low frequencies when listening to music
* Ultra-shallow people
* Overhype
* Hind-D! Man, the Stinger aim is way off
* Whoever the retard that wrote all the American Konami NES manuals and box backs is
* Videogame cardboard mazes courtesy of the likes of Golgo-13
* l33+$p3@k, a reprise
* Ghosts 'n' Goblins. Any conversion or the arcade, that game is pure crap.
* People that play a Legend game, but not by using the parser (BOOO!!)
* Big company webpages, yech. Slow. Mazey.
* The Island of Lost Soles. Screw KABBUL.
* Military minds. While Weird Ed is fun, real ones are (oxy)moronic.
* #*!! karmic beings!
* Capcom's "survival horror" stream, give it a rest already
* Three dime Science Fiction
* People that short circuit at anyone who uses AOL
* Will Smith's sad attempts at acting
* USA, needn't explain or elaborate
* Wresting! Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.
* Modern gaming.. "FPS this 3d that, let us fuck originality and quality"
* Idiotic, immature mental children
* Freaking domain name stockpilers
* Nazis. I hate nazis.
* PC Stardust. Whoever programmed it should be executed at dawn.
* Hunting games and the like, sweet merciful Jesus.
* What Sierra has become with the help of Jihad Interactive there
* eWhatever! What a stupid, overused way to say something.
* iWhatever! Everything comes in threes - quick! Invent something idiotic!
* The way Finnish people overused the word 'millennium'
* The way Finnish people used the word 'millenium'
* Abuse 2.0 - The alterations from 1.0 must be the work of Satan
* Disgusting, overprotective, paranoid (crap USA TV movie?) mothers
* Bleem bleem bleem bleem bleem. Glad ya died.
* "E-mail? That's outdated and obsolete, man. Me, I use ICQ.
* The Impact fuss
* The Matrix bullshit. Look, it's hardly a great movie - unless you're twelve.
* And even then it's only great because you haven't seen shit yet
* If I wasn't clear enough ICQ truly is a revolting program to behold.
* Cellphone idiots and mobile ones too
* THATS TO MUCH TO LOOSE!
* Drama(h)
* Stupid, overreacting, ignoract and way too ambitious school principals
* All the lame teachers that shouldn't be in the job they are in
* "C'est la vie".. heard this way too much recently
* People that don't consider non-vocal music 'real' music
* Quake's redbook musics. Or rather, audio tracks.
* So-called game 'strategy guides'. Whatever happened to finding out yourself?
* Just name 'em walkthroughs, why don't you.
* All the cheesy love songs (So call me a cynic).
* Awful 'free desktop themes' companies give out. Big f'n deal.
* Using the word 'evolution' with music. As if raping a good tune ever was 'evolution'.
* People who really think Stones truly sucks. Now I know they exist. Idiots.
* Rolling Stones do suck, though, but they'll be dead soon
* Licking the envelope sealants.. yech dear God
* Sites that say 'Optimized for [insert browser name here]' ...
* ...especially with the fact that no-one ever optimized the site to any direction
* The stupid Nikita TV series, even crappier than Strange World
* k
* Ewwwwww.. Crusade. B5 was easily better.
* Sad retards that use friends to up their bids at eBay
* Morons that spell 'missile' wrong, making it 'missle'
* This is an easy stab, but mispronunciation of the word 'nuclear'
* Clueless eBayians that ship to United States only
* Goddamn spoiled overly rich bidders on eBay
* The aforementioned bad X-Files clone named Strange World
* German game names from definitely-not-German companies. Guys, it isn't original anymore.
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Stupid kiddie console the N64
* PSX game pirate d00dz
* I think I'm starting to dislike Working Designs
* The word "hyperion". Must be one of the Greatly Overused Words, that.
* McDonalds sucks but not because of the reason you're thinking of
* Soulless soul crap in the likes of Destiny's Child
* And Lenny Kravitz too
* Pay$tation Zwei
* Whoever buys or bought a Dr.MacDoo CD with the intention of actually listening to it
* (Console) region coding
* DC Boot-CD which actually not only circumvents region coding but also fucks the games
* Yeah I'm definitely disliking Working Designs
* Breeding is evil
* Old plastic & cardboard Saturn game packaging
* NES cardboard game packaging that dies quickly
* eBay is the Devil's perfect master plan, this I know now
* Dear redneck halfwit George W. Bush
* Money, bay-bee! Dammit, it makes Man do some strange things !
* Gross Nintendo RGB signal incapability
* Club music sucks ass
* Lot of other music sucks ass too
* All the "regular" people who get drunk and do stupid things. Fucking idiots.
* Sugababes. God, I so hope somebody rapes them or something.
* ..and afterwards, also does 3LW for good measure.
* What's 3LW?
* What's Janne Tulkki?
* EA. What a poster boy of a crap company.
* J. Lopez is talentless, since her abundant natural resources do not count.
* And now she's called J-Lo, like anyone gives a (pee) diddy
* Finnish postal fees
* Charlott. Nobody needs you. Or remembers you, for that matter.
* Idiot PC kiddies
* Haistakaa VITTU MTV3 (That's FUCK YOU MTV3 (MTV also applicable))
* The concept of selling out
* The soundtrack to selling out
* God damned Square
* (Extreme) anti-abortionists, whoah talk about deluded people
* nevermind
* Overplay
* Weird buggers who make jewelcase art for their CDRs
* Game collectors that don't play their games. You guys don't deserve 'em.
* The retard that wrote all the American Konami SNES manuals and box backs
* Mm.. is it thundering? Zot! Hey, my modem isn't working!
* People who seem obsessed with "getting Finland on the world map"
* People who auction PSX games without mentioning that the game is a Platinum one
* Misguided idealists
* I dislike "greatest hits" albums and mixed compilations.. but hey, I'm me!
* Fucking http://www.anime.jyu.fi/
* Fucking VR
* People who use "Resi" shorthand for "Resident Evil". That sounds truly.. bad.
* The retards at Capcom of USA
* Problematic teachers, once again bashing those who should jog our brains
* The guys who pick all that trendy, brainless crap onto the television
* People who think the name of the Metal Gear series is Metal Gear Solid
* Having to listen to people fucking
* Linkin Park
* ROM-leeching fuckers
* Certain hypocritical computer magazine writers
* Critics in general seem to know jack
* Negative change
* Square, reprised
* Those evil altering proxies at USA through which most games pass to get to Europe
* People who decide to pass letting you know something that concerns you
* Wu-Tang sucks frighteningly much
* Christmas tunes
* People who play Christmas tunes (and I really don't understand the need to)
* (Finnish) Christmas hypocrisy
* People who think they have musical talent (and do not).. rakes of them around these days
* Half-assing things up
* People in general
* PC lamers, now who doesn't hate them?
* Square, third time's the charm
* The idiotic trend of releasing PC games in DVD-style cases
* Megaman-X6 isn't exactly well thought out or properly balanced
* Some people I know aren't well thought out or properly balanced
* CD covers that state the names upside down on the back label
* Roberta Williams' attempts at gaming
* Public transportation
* Teosto stinks
* Everybody thinks they're collectors
* So hate everybody
* Either I hate Strikers 1945-II, or myself. I'm not sure yet.
* Collectors must die
* Not having personal space
* People who think "director's cut" automatically means "longest version there is"
* The word kotiteatteri (home theatre) makes me want to throw up
* The Great Everythingness, right now
* My head, a little
* Jealous Finnish male stereotype
* "Nothing" / "Forget it" / "Never mind"
* RmM
* Humans (forever and again, bitch)
* Shove vastakkainasettelu (juxtaposition, though I hate the Finnish word more) up your hole
* The word "hubris" when used anywhere except for Ninja Gaiden iterations
* Ellipsis abuse
* Don't compress your God damned videos in fuckin' QuickTime.
* Langrisser sucks
* Kingston Wall fans with too much money
* Credit cards, the disruptive technology of money transfer
* The word "kuvio".. Finnish for "pattern", but with an evil twist!



Go back or I'll force you into playing Myst and writing an essay on gameplay.